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Post by vrabinec on Feb 27, 2014 23:01:36 GMT -5
Hysterical.
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Post by Pru Freda on Feb 28, 2014 0:19:51 GMT -5
A sexy Scandinavian blonde walks into a cocktail bar and asks the barman for a Double Entendre. So he gave her one.
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Post by Suzy on Feb 28, 2014 3:37:48 GMT -5
That's what we always ask for. And then we give it right back.
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Post by vrabinec on Mar 7, 2014 15:33:21 GMT -5
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Post by Suzy on Mar 7, 2014 15:50:09 GMT -5
WHOA! that's some commercial! And he's a babe
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Post by vrabinec on Mar 9, 2014 9:02:14 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2014 9:05:26 GMT -5
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Post by Suzy on Mar 9, 2014 9:06:17 GMT -5
LOL Actually, bombproof your horse would appeal to horse owners. As the term for a very safe horse who doesn't shy at anything, is actually 'bombproof'.
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Post by Becca Mills on Mar 9, 2014 23:29:29 GMT -5
I'm gonna look on eBay for that Irresponsibility Made Easy book! Well, no, on second thought, I probaby don't need it.
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Post by Suzy on Mar 13, 2014 3:26:23 GMT -5
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Post by Suzy on Mar 13, 2014 6:06:59 GMT -5
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Post by Becca Mills on Mar 13, 2014 11:21:01 GMT -5
Heh, heh, heh. I think.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2014 6:52:52 GMT -5
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Post by vrabinec on Mar 18, 2014 7:43:16 GMT -5
There have been many times I could've used one of those. Usually, waiting for the wife.
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Post by Becca Mills on Mar 18, 2014 11:07:43 GMT -5
There have been many times I could've used one of those. Usually, waiting for the wife. Me too. We drive the kids around on the weekends to get them to take an afternoon nap. As soon as their asleep, I park outside someplace with wifi and do some work. That steering wheel desk would be perfect. That said, I love joke reviews. They're an awesome genre.
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Post by Daniel on Mar 18, 2014 16:14:05 GMT -5
You just know we are going to see people actively driving with one of those now. Particularly in traffic jams on the freeway.
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Post by vrabinec on Mar 21, 2014 12:16:54 GMT -5
An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son to describe his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
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Post by Becca Mills on Mar 21, 2014 16:40:01 GMT -5
An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son to describe his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie Now that's a good son!
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Post by Becca Mills on Mar 22, 2014 11:02:51 GMT -5
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