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Post by Suzy on Feb 20, 2014 11:51:45 GMT -5
Funny! Did you hear the one about the man who kept telling blond jokes and what happened to him?  |
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Post by vrabinec on Feb 20, 2014 12:01:39 GMT -5
Hey, at least it was blond men, right?
BTW, I just read this is The Amazing Book of Useless Facts: The shallow Champagne glass originated with Marie Antoinette. It was made from a wax impression of her breast.
Not exactly buxom, was she?
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Post by Suzy on Feb 20, 2014 12:09:49 GMT -5
Really? Then she was tiny. She must have used a padded bra.
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 20, 2014 12:41:00 GMT -5
Heh, heh. I like the first blond joke especially.
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Post by Daniel on Feb 20, 2014 13:42:37 GMT -5
I wonder who was responsible for the first margarita glass?
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Post by Suzy on Feb 20, 2014 14:17:36 GMT -5
I wonder who was responsible for the first margarita glass? Not me! *covers up chest* |
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 20, 2014 14:47:33 GMT -5
I wonder who was responsible for the first margarita glass? Or this ... Attachments:
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Post by vrabinec on Feb 20, 2014 19:51:00 GMT -5
I wonder who was responsible for the first margarita glass? Or this ... That was Marie's husband, Louis XVI. They called him "Stumpy." I don't drink out of those glasses. |
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 20, 2014 20:51:18 GMT -5
That was Marie's husband, Louis XVI. They called him "Stumpy." I don't drink out of those glasses. No, no, "Stumpy" made this one: Attachments:
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Post by vrabinec on Feb 23, 2014 12:30:56 GMT -5
Classic music. It just doesn't get any better than this:
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 23, 2014 13:58:52 GMT -5
That's excellent! I don't think I've ever seen that one.
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Post by vrabinec on Feb 23, 2014 16:56:42 GMT -5
I can quote the Bunny like the Pope quotes scripture.
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Post by Suzy on Feb 27, 2014 6:06:52 GMT -5
THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son,
but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,
' What happened with that dead donkey?'
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each
and made a profit of £898'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'
Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland .
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 27, 2014 12:10:58 GMT -5
THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.' Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland . That's awesome. And sort of brilliant, actually. <looks around for a dead donkey> |
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Post by Suzy on Feb 27, 2014 12:13:03 GMT -5
The Irish know a thing or two about business. |
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Post by Becca Mills on Feb 27, 2014 12:14:27 GMT -5
The Irish know a thing or two about business. Too bad I'm only 1/4 Irish! |
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Post by vrabinec on Feb 27, 2014 12:43:41 GMT -5
THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED BY AN IRISHMAN Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.' Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?' Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!' Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?' Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.' Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland . Outstanding. |
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Post by Suzy on Feb 27, 2014 12:48:43 GMT -5
The Irish never waste a dead donkey.
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Post by The Scroggins! on Feb 27, 2014 14:05:53 GMT -5
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Post by Suzy on Feb 27, 2014 16:45:08 GMT -5
LOL! Loved it. Yes,remember when you could buy stuff and leave? Those were the days.
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