|
|
Post by vrabinec on Apr 4, 2014 7:31:49 GMT -5
Hysterical
|
|
|
|
Post by Becca Mills on Apr 4, 2014 10:56:41 GMT -5
Heh, heh.  |
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 7, 2014 9:29:40 GMT -5
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello."
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club"?
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it"?
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one that I really liked."
Man: "How much"?
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price."
Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
|
|
|
|
Post by vrabinec on Apr 7, 2014 9:41:38 GMT -5
Funny.
|
|
|
|
Post by Becca Mills on Apr 7, 2014 11:33:57 GMT -5
The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello." Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club"? Man: "Yes." Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it"? Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one that I really liked." Man: "How much"? Woman: "$90,000." Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price." Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" Man: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" LOL. I just read this out to my husband. We anoint it "very good"! |
|
|
|
Post by vrabinec on Apr 8, 2014 18:08:57 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Becca Mills on Apr 8, 2014 22:19:40 GMT -5
!!!! The girl's smile absolutely makes it.  |
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 10, 2014 3:44:07 GMT -5
This made me lol this morning  |
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 10, 2014 9:24:19 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Becca Mills on Apr 11, 2014 0:45:50 GMT -5
LOL! *Something* has got to get the name "iTit." It's too good not to use.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2014 8:37:04 GMT -5
Dm wanted me to wry a Pi from my phone and do it's this so Thant I eh I am doping. I think the sit is pretty bad. But it is kinda funny
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 18:26:03 GMT -5
ROFL, Suzy!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 7:32:54 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by vrabinec on Apr 14, 2014 8:05:44 GMT -5
You laugh, but that chicken corsage is gonna look brilliant right around lunch time.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 6:33:31 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 15, 2014 6:55:44 GMT -5
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 8:05:31 GMT -5
 And... EEWWWW! |
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 15, 2014 8:17:45 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Suzy on Apr 15, 2014 14:35:50 GMT -5
|
|
|
|
Post by Becca Mills on Apr 15, 2014 22:56:47 GMT -5
Nope. Big ol' nope. ETA: Dumpsters full of nope. |
|
