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Post by Becca Mills on Aug 13, 2015 22:30:19 GMT -5
Limerick:
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth,
For on all of the earth,
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
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Post by vrabinec on Aug 14, 2015 8:00:15 GMT -5
Did you of your students come up with that?  ( |
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Post by Becca Mills on Aug 14, 2015 10:37:55 GMT -5
Did you of your students come up with that? ( No, my father-in-law sent it to us. He's a great one for off-color jokes.  |
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Post by Becca Mills on Sept 30, 2015 2:07:16 GMT -5
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Post by vrabinec on Sept 30, 2015 9:21:34 GMT -5
I think this would make a wonderful Christmas gift. I think I'll get one for my mother-in-law. |
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Post by scdaffron on Sept 30, 2015 9:48:38 GMT -5
Thanks to Patrick, I'm afraid the "Fun thread" has officially turned into the "Disturbing thread."
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Post by Becca Mills on Sept 30, 2015 22:37:00 GMT -5
Tee hee.  |
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Post by Victoria on Oct 2, 2015 0:55:14 GMT -5
I'm starting to feel that there's such a thing as being over-educated. |
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Post by Miss Terri Novelle on Oct 3, 2015 9:50:15 GMT -5
I have no words for Patrick.
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Post by Becca Mills on Oct 3, 2015 10:59:56 GMT -5
I have no words for Patrick. S'okay. He's all about the feels. |
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Post by Miss Terri Novelle on Oct 3, 2015 12:55:48 GMT -5
Maybe some probing insights?
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Post by Becca Mills on Oct 8, 2015 21:40:41 GMT -5
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Post by Pru Freda on Oct 9, 2015 3:02:08 GMT -5
Priceless! Hilarious. Thanks for the giggles, Becca. |
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Post by Daniel on Oct 9, 2015 13:49:16 GMT -5
That was fun! Thanks for sharing it. "Bottoms up." Tee hee. |
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Post by vrabinec on Nov 6, 2015 9:31:50 GMT -5
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him.
To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."
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Post by Suzy on Nov 6, 2015 11:06:50 GMT -5
Lol, Fred!  Welcome back! |
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Post by Becca Mills on Nov 6, 2015 14:38:48 GMT -5
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only 3 feet tall." Oh god. What a groaner. |
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Post by Miss Terri Novelle on Nov 21, 2015 15:02:04 GMT -5
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Post by Suzy on Dec 10, 2015 15:56:32 GMT -5
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Post by Miss Terri Novelle on Dec 23, 2015 13:22:16 GMT -5
I really need to quit procrastinating and get some work done, but I'm in tears.
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